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046: Tuesday’s Breakdown for 02.26.13

Are you sad? Unhappy with the way your day is going? Depressed about the Sequester? WELL THEN YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! We proudly present, How Many Beards Tuesday Breakdown: Turn The Frown Upside Down Edition.

READ: My Favorite Game, Man Or Woman?

In what’s becoming a tradition, we bring you another lovely story from Florida. And this time it involves my 3 favorite things, Four Loko, synthetic drugs, and CVS! Also, look at the mug shot and tell me you didn’t pause for a moment to consider that person’s gender.

LOOK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Really there’s not much I can say about this. In fact, I’m just going to post it right here. OMG. HAHAHAHAHAHA. It just keeps getting better. I can’t stop. Credit to Joe for this one.

red panda best

 

WATCH: Further Evidence That Taylor Swift Is A Bad Girlfriend.

In case you haven’t already seen this. Or just need to watch it again. Taylor Swift/Screaming Goat Remix.

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043: Tuesday Breakdown for 02.19.13

Same Shit Different Tuesday.

WATCH: Having A Bad Day?

It can’t be worse than this guy. He body slammed a fairly large cactus while wearing only shorts, boxing gloves, and a head wrap. And my god this spines are huge.

LOOK: Something Nice For The Eyes.

Ok, so you just watched a man leap into a cactus. Now take it down a notch and look at something beautiful. Maybe these paintings by Jeremy Miranda will do the trick?

READ: Florida Man Arrested For Spanking A Horse.

Granted it was a police horse. Hooray for Gainesville!

READ: The Kraken Awakes.

An incredible in-depth read about the history and future of The Giant Squid. Mildly terrifying, heavily informative.

WATCH: Between Two Ferns, Oscar Edition.

Zach Galifianakis has blessed us with two new episodes of his groundbreaking interview series Between Two Ferns just in time for the Oscars. Presented in two parts, he gets Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Chastain, Bradley Cooper, and Anne Hathaway just to name a few.

READ: Japanese Confirm Existence Of Flying Squid.

In more terrifying squid related news, a team of Japanese scientists have confirmed the existence of squid that fly up to 100 ft out of the water at speeds exceeding that of Usain Bolt’s fastest speed. So, flying carnivorous squid that you cannot outrun. Sweet dreams.

Until next time.

039: Tuesday’s Breakdown for 02.12.13

Oh happy day, they finally found the missing link! A hermaphroditic sea slug with a detachable, regenerating penis! Also, it’s Tuesday.

sea-slug

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035: Tuesday Breakdown for 02.05.13

Read a book, read a book, read a book mother fucker. Welcome to Tuesday.

book breakdown

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031: Tuesday Breakdown for 01.29.13

God damn this Black Night, er Tuesday, and all its foul temptation.

wine breakdown

READ: Carnival Worker Invades Florida Home, Masturbates, Defecates, Eats Vacuum Garbage.

Really, the headline says it. The article is definitely worth a read, especially for the recap at the end.

PLAY: Rocket Island.

I discovered this clever little game on the Play store last night and have gotten quite a bit of enjoyment out of it. It’s a clever take on Swipe and Match games, but the games do not run on endlessly and the game is not wickedly addicting which is honestly a good thing. I find myself popping in for a quick game here and there, but still effortlessly being able to turn it off after a few rounds. Also, it’s free!

WATCH: Silver Linings Playbook.

Seriously kids, if you haven’t seen this get on it. It was great and deserves all the critical acclaim it has been receiving. It’s like a much better version of Garden State: two people having suffered serious emotional trauma find reconciliation and healing through a relationship with one another. Go see it.

DRINK: Root: 1 Carmenere

I recently picked this up after reading a glowing recommendation over on Bottoms Up Darling. If you’re looking for a great, affordable bottle of red I can’t recommend this higher than many other wines. I put it right up there with Gnarly Head’s Zinfandel. Check out the review and then head out, drop the $10 and try it out.

028: Tuesday Breakdown For 01.22.13

Sorry for the delay, I was too busy gorging on 4 Rivers BBQ. Mmmmmm. Be jealous.

1. Wedgie? I Hardly Know Ye.

In another case of startling misuse of law enforcement a man from Bradenton, FL was arrested for battery after he was accused of, you guessed it, giving another man a wedgie. Now, you might feel bad for this young man until you realize he is not but a wastrel as he was actually filming his wedgie escapades so he could profit from them by posting the film to Youtube. All good things to those who wait.

2. Nosewalker

Do you like to longboard? Are you sure? Have no idea what longboarding is? Either way, watch the first 3:40 of this video and you’ll walk away hating it.

3. The 20th Anniversary of 1993.

Who knew that 1993 was one of, if not the most important year in Rap music. NPR started off a long series of in depth looks at the music made that year and the culture that created it and was created from it. You can find the first episode “The Chronic” 20 Years Later: An Audio Document of The L.A. Riots online for free.

4. The Power Of T.

The Art Of Manliness has long been a source of knowledge and inspiration for me, but this week has featured some of the most truly informative pieces they’ve ever published. All week the site’s author Brett McKay has been running a series about testosterone and men based on his own insight and experiences. I cannot recommend these pieces enough, especially for young men but also for all men as well as significant others and spouses. Start with the first piece on The Declining Virility Of Men and The Importance of T and then work your way through the others Benefits of Optimal T, How Testosterone Is Made, and How To Increase Testosterone Naturally.

023: Tuesday Breakdown – 01.08.13

Another stab at the blinding madness of Tuesdays everywhere.

smamc

 

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017: The Tuesday Breakdown 12-18-12

Welcome back for another attempt to break up the drudgery of Tuesday.

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012: The Tuesday Breakdown 12-11-12

I am not sure what is more apropos these days. Do I tell you that there are only 13 shopping days left until Christmas or 20 days left until the impasse oriented idiots in DC send us plummeting over the fiscal cliff.

hemingway cat

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006: The Tuesday Breakdown 11.28.12 Holiday Wishlist Edition Part 1

Look at that. It’s Tuesday again already. Take a little break from your daily drudge and gaze upon the things I am most desiring this December since it contains both Christmas and my birthday.

1. Cards Against Humanity [$25/Free]

Do you like Apples to Apples? Do you have what some people might politely call a dark sense of humor? Do you and your friends like to have something fun to do while sitting around drinking? If you answered Yes to any of these questions than Cards Against Humanity might be for you. I haven’t played it yet, but based solely on description I want it. Only made in small batches and becoming incredibly popular means it is often sold out, but the good news is you can print out a version at home for just the cost of ink and paper. Or if you have a corporate job where they don’t track your printing it’s free!

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