Same Shit Different Tuesday.
WATCH: Having A Bad Day?
It can’t be worse than this guy. He body slammed a fairly large cactus while wearing only shorts, boxing gloves, and a head wrap. And my god this spines are huge.
LOOK: Something Nice For The Eyes.
READ: Florida Man Arrested For Spanking A Horse.
Granted it was a police horse. Hooray for Gainesville!
READ: The Kraken Awakes.
An incredible in-depth read about the history and future of The Giant Squid. Mildly terrifying, heavily informative.
WATCH: Between Two Ferns, Oscar Edition.
Zach Galifianakis has blessed us with two new episodes of his groundbreaking interview series Between Two Ferns just in time for the Oscars. Presented in two parts, he gets Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Chastain, Bradley Cooper, and Anne Hathaway just to name a few.
In more terrifying squid related news, a team of Japanese scientists have confirmed the existence of squid that fly up to 100 ft out of the water at speeds exceeding that of Usain Bolt’s fastest speed. So, flying carnivorous squid that you cannot outrun. Sweet dreams.
Until next time.