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039: Tuesday’s Breakdown for 02.12.13

Oh happy day, they finally found the missing link! A¬†hermaphroditic¬†sea slug with a detachable, regenerating penis! Also, it’s Tuesday.

sea-slug

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019: Christmas Cheer

It’s here, the long hard final push to the holidays. One more weekend of last minute holiday parties followed immediately by Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. For me this mean a gluttony of spending time with family and friends, wantonly eating everything that comes in front of you, and consuming booze in copious and varied quantities. So How Many Beards is here to give you a few tips on how successfully navigate the coming gauntlet that doesn’t end until you’re nursing black coffee, nibbling a toast and honey, and watching Mean Girls while moaning on the couch on January 1st.

portal-tree

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