This is one of a series of regular posts from my dear friend Randy. Check back every Monday for a fresh look at what has taken over Randy’s litter box of a brain that week. For more timely ramblings from him head straight to the source, @RMChase3.
GREETINGS FROM THE LAND OF COLD MEDICINE AND TERRIBLE FAST FOOD! So before I get started I managed to get fantastically sick in a matter of 72 hours so any beautiful tangential sentences that may come please enjoy and quickly ignore. Also I swear to you reader that one of these here days I’ll get one of these damn things up in the morning (EST)