012: The Tuesday Breakdown 12-11-12

by howmanybeards

I am not sure what is more apropos these days. Do I tell you that there are only 13 shopping days left until Christmas or 20 days left until the impasse oriented idiots in DC send us plummeting over the fiscal cliff.

hemingway cat

In Extraordiary News of Extraordinary Government Waste

Apparently about a decade ago, some idiot filed a complaint with the federal government about the cats at the Hemingway House in Key West. While that’s dumb enough, the feds actually decided it constituted a federal case. And now, finally, they have decided that under the US Department of Agriculture they are allowed to regulate and govern the cats on the property.

In Case You’re Still Shopping.

If you’re still looking for that perfect gift then you’re in luck. I recently found this gem that is perfect for either the On The Rocks drinker and/or the Star Wars Enthusiast in your life. Only $9.99 + shipping.

In The Interest Of Fun Things To Look At.

Here you’ll find two very old hand drawn maps of Chicago listing every store, bar, brother, etc. I spent an hour just staring at these when I first found them.

In A Moment Of Intense Boredom.

I’ll just leave this here.

Until next time.